8 37 Thursday morning. 20 minutes from school. Need to be there in 10, so I have time to get to my 9 am exam. Flying down the dual carriageway at about 85, no cars about... except a blue 1.7 Corsa. Pull ouyt to overtake, and he moves across to block me. Wanker.
I pull back into the inside lane to give myself some room, just incase he stops or something. He moves back infront of me. Tosser.
I back off a little bit and see 2 twats looking back swearing at me, yeah cool! So anyway, exam getting closer I decide to thrape the bollocks off my ZetecS, drop it into 3rd at 70 and basically screamed past the unexpecting Corsa. Bye bye wanker!
Anyway, to keep on the right-ish side of the law I slowed down to about 80 again to be sure I could blag my way out of any speeding fine if I got stopped. (as thats only a few over the limit). About half a minute later I see this Corsa in my mirrors desparately trying to keep up. Ok, so he is now tailgating me at 80mph. This guy is really, really smart! I occasionally glance back in my mirror to see the little twat in the passenger seat giving me the usual "wanker" hand signals. The little shit is covered from head to toe in Kappa and has the trademark baseball cap sitting on the back of his head. He can barely see over the dashboard, which makes it even more amusing.
I let him follow me as the road is empty and theres no danger of me stopping, till I get to the "fast" part of the road where the police do not check. Coming up to the linking island at about 60 the corsa backs off knowing he can't corner that quickly. I carry on as usual and he tries catch up again. Getting pretty fucked off now I floored it in 3rd, 4th, and 5th up to a respectable 125 by which point the Corsa was a shamed dot on the horizon. Just too slow
These kind of people belong in Novas